Monday, January 23, 2012

Mina's Special

*The Star Nexus is hovering over Earth. Scene Transitions into Tom's Quarters,where Tom Z is sitting at a computer checking his e-mail.*

Tom Z: Look at all this mail. *sighs* My entire Inbox is backlogged. I really should log in to the Net more often. *sighs* ok,lets see what we got here. *looking at something along the line of 90+ messages,begins to read some of the titles* "Watch AnimeJason Act Like An Even Bigger Asshole","Make Your Balls Grow","Make Trillions of Dollars The Easy Way". *facepalm* Ugh! I really Really hate spam. Why the hell isn't my spam blocker working? Whatever! *deletes those 3 messages with no hesitation and continues reading* let's see, "Screw Your Wife and Her Lady Friends For Big Bucks" *very annoyed* Shit Again! *deletes message as well as other spam messages he finds* *sighs* I think that's the last of the Spam. *continues to read the message titles* Ah,here's a good one.

Mina Enters.

Mina: Hey Tom. Whatcha dooin'?

Tom Z: I'm looking at my E-Mail.

Mina: Whoa! That's a lot of E-Mail. Y'know you really should log on to the Net more.

Tom Z: Don't I know. Anyway,I got an E-Mail from Stefan. I was just about to read it too.

Mina: Sweet. I was wondering when we'd here from him. It's been weeks.

Tom Z: Yeah. *clicks on the e-mail and it opens,begins to read* "Hey Tom,Hey Mina." Loos like he sent it to both of us.

Mina: I got the same mail. Didn't get a chance to read it yet.

Tom Z: Anyway *continues to read* "Sorry for not tending to The Cartoon Historian in awhile,I've been really busy and have been fighting off a cold to boot.However,I've prepared some stuff for you guys to cover. I've posted the topics on the website,so choose and cover. I'll hopefully will return before the end of the month. I'll also be bringing a special surprise. gotta get back to work now. Stay Gold Guys"

Mina: A Surprise,huh? I wonder what he's gonna bring.

Tom Z: Knowing Him,it might be something good. I'll answer this mail later.In the meantime,I'm gonna read more mail. You can go now. a Ma-er,bot's E-Mail is for his eyes only.

Mina: Gotcha. I'll be in the Enteroom watching TV.

Mina Leaves.

Tom Z: Now then *continues to read the message titles* Here's one from an old friend "Wazzup!" *clicks on mail and reads it when it opens*

Meanwhile,Mina is in the ships Entertainment Center,called the Enteroom,watching TV.

Mina: *flipping through channels* Even in space,there's nothing good on. *sighs as she shuts off TV with remote* I'm so bored. *thinking* Hey,I know. *gets up and leaves for the master control room*

Mina enters the master control room and activates live the video feed.

Mina: Ok. Here we go. *to one of the cameras* Welcome To The Cartoon Historian,I'm your host Mina.

5 Hours Later. Tom Z enters the control room.

Tom Z: *sighs* Time to prepare for the Next Cartoon Historian. *notices a blu-ray disk on the control panel with a small post-it note by it* What the...? *picks up the disk and the note.* It's from Mina. *reads* "Yo Tom,made something that both you and Stefan will love. Watch the Blu-Ray to find out what. - Mina! P.S. Show this to Stefan." *sighs* lets see what she has cooked up..crazy girl. *puts the disk into the Main Consoles Blu-Ray Player*

THe Main Moniter displays Mina's live broadcast.

Tom Z: What the..?

Mina*on the moniter*: Welcome To The Cartoon Historian,I'm your host Mina. Today we are gonna bring you a small,but enjoyable Special. A Special I call: 'Xena,Sailor Moon,Wonder Woman,She-Ra: The Amazing Similarities'

Tom Z: Inrteresting *sits in a chair and watches*

Mina*on the moniter*: We'll begin by talking about Similarities between All 4 Women. Then I'll do 1-on-1 Comparisons.

Mina: Ok. Now,Xena Sailor Moon,Wonder Woman,and She-Ra are Warriors who weild special weapons to battle evil. Xena has her Chakram,Sailor Moon has her Wands,Wonder Woman has her Lasso,and She-Ra Has Her Sword of Protection. They are also quite leggy and eye candy for the guys *chuckles* And finally,they All Kick Ass.

Mina: Yup that's it for the similarities between all 4 women. Now lets compare 2. Sailor Moon and Wonder Woman are both Princesses with ties to the Moon. Sailor Moon is the princess of the Moon and Diana is named after the Moon Goddess of Greek Mythology.

Mina: Speaking of which,both of them are princesses. And both have heroic male allies who star in their series' "Brother Series". Goku and Superman respectively. Yeah,I know Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z never "officially" crossed over,but they did thousands of times in Fan Fics.

Mina: Also,Both of these men possess similar abilities. both ladies fight on teams. The Sailor Senshi and Justice League respectively. And finally,both possess a secret "civilian" Identity. Sarena/Usagi Tsukino and Diana Prince respectively. Now lets compare Xena and She-Ra.

Mina: For starters both have wear similar looking outfits. Next,they both ride horses that are beloved by them. Argo and Swiftwind respectively. Both ladies are the stars of their own series that are spin-offs of their respective "Brother series"(hercules and he-man). Their male counterparts both possess awesome psychical strength And are both considered to be the Strongest Man alive. And on top of that both Hercules and He-Man have both guest starred in their respective "Sister Series"

Mina: Both have 2 bitter recurring enemies. Ares and Hordak respectively. Both live in medieval lands and were once evil. They also fight with Swords. I guess that's all for these 2. Now let's compare Xena and Sailor Moon. Both women have great friends and a rogues gallery of super villians. I can't think of any more similarities between the 2 other then the fact that they have "Brother Series" (hercules and dragon ball z respectively),who's main heroes are super strong.

Mina: Anyway,lets move on to Wonder Woman and Xena. Both have a serious attitude and have black hair. They have male allies that are super strong. Both are amazon-esque and are very good at some form of Martial Art. They also have a themes and villians that are greco-roman. Especially Xena,because y'know,she's from those times.

Mina: Next up,Wonder Woman and She-Ra. Both are princesses with allies who possess super strength. Superman and He-Man. Both have serious attitudes...though she-ra is more fun loving. Both also have a "civilian" identity. Diana Prince and Princess Adora respectively.

Mina: I guess that's it for these 2. Lets move on to our final Diva Duo. Sailor Moon and She-Ra are not only henshin heroines that fight for love and justice,but both are blonde Princesses. They have "Brother Series" where the main hero is the Strongest Man Alive (goku and he-man respectively). They each have Male back up heroes that double as love interests. Tuxedo Mask and Bow respecively.

Mina: Both have an awesome kick. Also,both fight evil aliens along side some great friends. And finally they have "civilian" identities (sarena/usagi tsukino and princess adora).

Mina: And there you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed my little special look at the Similarities between 4 Awesome Heroines. I gotta go,but thanks again for tuning in. See ya next time on The Cartoon Historian. Bye.

The Screen goes static and the scene transitions back to Tom.

Tom Z: Interesting little show. *gets up and ejects the disk out of the player* Stefan would definatly like this. I think Mina has proved that she could host a show all by herself. *starts to walk away as the scene transitions to space. The Star Nexus zooms off*

1 comment:

KingsSideCastle said...

Great special cool way of introducing the episode and getting Mina to host. ^_^ Nice comparisons between the Heroines too. :-D