Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Ultimate Boss: The Disney Channel and Disney XD

Welcome to another instalment of 'Ultimate Boss'. A segment that basically informs the viewers about how I would do things if I was the boss of,well....anything.

Today,I'll be focusing on Disney. Here are the main things wrong with them.

- They favor crappy shows almost 100% of the time.
- They stupidly gave Jetix control of Toon Disney (now Disney xd).
- Spitting on Mickey Mouse's legacy
- they Stupidly air Zack and Cody and Wizards of Waverly Place on Disney XDF (what retards!)
- They had a huge Hannah Montana love fest (thank god that show is over and hasn't been on since). Now that fetish has been replaced by a new fetish,A Zack and Cody one.
- Showing shitty and unneeded music videos
- Giving us shitty movies and shows.
- The Quality of their animated shows have taken a serious swan dive. I mean,take a look at their latest animated show,Fish Hooks. It's so putrid on so many levels. (would it kill them to make better animated shows?)
- Wasting the potential of Disney XD.
- Airing Pre-School Shows on the Weekends. Stupid!
- Like most Media Companies,all Disney cares about is themselves.

And Thats just the Major things they did Wrong. Here's a list of things that I would do to save Disney:

- First,I would establish a fierce rivalry with Nickelodeon and Nicktoons!
- I would throw out all of the crappy shows and replace them with better ones. So No More Zack and Cody,No More Wizards od Waverly Place,No More Teeny-Bopper Garbage.
- I'd try to have the company be abit more edgier when it comes to TV shows (though not too edgy..this is Disney afterall)
- I'd Revive the Disney Afternoon
- I'd create a REAL SatAM Block.
- I'd create a Late Night Action Show Block on Saturdays.
- I would give Mickey Mouse the respect that he deserves.
- I would abolish those wretched music videos.
- I'd have Better Shows created. Like Giving Shego her own.
- I'd air classic Anime and even have my own created.
- I'd secure the rights to air Sailor Moon. I may even Buy half the Franchise.
- I'd Let The Older Croud Have The Weekends and get rid of the Pre-School Blocks on Weekends.
- Speaking of Pre-School Block. I'd make the Block Shorter. Little Kids should NOT be watching 6-7 Hours of TV. The Block will be 3 Hours of Cool Kiddie Shows that I'd have create. It'll be called Diz Kidz.
- I'd Have Disney Jr. Turned into The Disney Movie Network. This Network will have Disney Movies and Specials.
- I'd issue an apology to all for my companies past errors and promise them that we'll never ever back stab them again.

Not bad,huh? i'll be posting the line-ups soon. In the meantime,check out my show ideas.
Disney Show Ideas:

Shego: Takes place 4 Months after the Kim Possible Series Finale. After accidently getting arrested during her latest crime,Shego is offered an alternitive to her sentence by the Mayor of Middleton: Work for 'Global Justice' as an agent and it'll be concidered community service. He also wanrs Shego that if She tries anything crooked during that time,he'll be forced to quadruple her sentence and put a high price on her head. Shego reluctantly accepts.

Shego's hiring by Global Justice couldn't have come at a better time,because a new generation of Villains and Super Villains have begun appearing. With the aid of the Her cousin Lee (lee go)and the reformed Dr.Drakken,Shego is ready to tackle anything.
Kingdom Hearts: The Series: The First of American Anime that I'd have Create for Disney,with help from Square/Enix. The Series will be a Retelling of the KH Games.
Marvel Super Heroes: A Mini-Series Cronicaling the Origins and Adventures of Marvels Greatest Heroes.
Marvel's Gem War: Another Marvel Cartoon that's loosely based on The 'War of the Gems' Comics (s well as the 90's video game).
Disney All-Stars: A showcase of Newly Created Cartoons Stareing Our Favorite Disney Icons.
Show's That I'd Aquire The Airing Rights For (or try to):

Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight
Sailor Moon
Mega Man: The Animated Series (aka ruby spears megaman)
Mega Man NT Warrior
Samurai Pizza Cats
Boy Meets World
Smart Guy
Sabrina: The Teenage Witch
Sister Sister
She-Ra: Princess of Power
He-Man And The Masters of The Universe
Masters of The Universe 2K2
Captain N: The Game Master
The 3 Sonic Cartoons (satam,aosth,and sonic underground)
The 3 Mario Cartoons (smbss,aosmb4,and smw)
The Legend of Zelda
The Real Ghostbusters
Extreme Ghostbusters
Street Fighter: The Animated Series
Mortal Kombat: Defenders of The Realm
The Tick
Yu-Gi-Oh! (all 3 past series)
Hope you enjoyed this edition of 'The Ultimate Boss'. Line-Up's Coming Shortly.

Stay Gold!

1 comment:

KingsSideCastle said...

Sweet!! My favorite was the idea of a Kingdom Hearts Series. ^_^