Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Ultimate Boss: The FCC

Welcome to another instalment of 'Ultimate Boss'. A segment that basically informs the viewers about how I would do things if I was the boss of,well....anything.

I never thought,in a billion years,thet I'd be doing this. However,recent events have forced me to do this. Ladies and gentlemen,on this edition of the Ultimate Boss,I'll be focusing on the one and (thank jesus) only Federal Communications Commission aka The FCC.

Like most things that made the 2K transition,the FCC has become terrible. Once the keepers of Balance in the various realms of Entertainment,the FCC has now become both stupid and lazy. Here I'll list some of the things they've done.

- Force SatAm TV to become way too Child Friendly. they do this by needlessly censoring the shows.

- They allow the Media Organizations to do whatever the hell they want....Including decimating the purpous of their Networks.

- They only censor the stuff that they themselves feel like censoring. Lazy!

- They are not too friendly towards Animation..unless it either for Adults or Little Children. Stupid!      

- They are somewhat Christophobic.

Now,here's a list of things that I would do if I was in charge:

- First thing I'd do is levy a fine against any Network that airs Reality Shows. They'll be forced to pay 1 Million bucks each time they air a Reality Show.

- Force the Media Organizations to Kerep (or restore) the Main purposes of their networks.

- Be more friendly toward Animation.

- Force the ABC,Fox,and The CW to create Quality SatAM blocks.

- Place a ban on Canadian Cartoons..

- Censor stuff that needs to be censored.

- Kick Porno and Erotica out of Mainstream Entertainment.

- Allow Christian Entertainment to have a place within Mainstream Entertainment.

- I'll Force the Network Executives to do their jobs right.

With these,I'll restore Balance within the Realms of Entertainment. .

Well that's all for now. Next time on The Ultimate Boss. WWE.

1 comment:

DragonRanger1 said...

I think the entire FCC should be reformated, no soccer moms and watchdogs allowed.