Monday, March 17, 2014

Reasons Why Anne Sweeney MUST be Fired

As You Are All Aware, Anne Sweeney, Head of Disney/ABC Networks(and Queen of Retards) is the one responsible for the Damnation of the Disney Networks. Today, I will give you the reasons on WHY this Retard Queen Needs To Be Fired.

Reason 1 - Putting The Girly-Girl/Teeny Bopper Garbage on Disney XD. This pisses me off. What The Retard Queen did was put The Disney Channel's Quality Challenged Teen Sitcoms on a Network that's supposed to be Cool...and for Boys. But Sweeney, decided it would be cool to air those types of shows on XD. Not only that but Those shit shows air in marathons on a weekly basis. This Shouldn't Happen. Jessie, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Zack and Cody Have absolutely No Place on Disney XD! THEY MUST GO NOW!!!!!!!

Reason 2 - Canning Cool Shows. Ugh! Under Anne Sweeney, many awesome animated series were canned. Spectacular Spider-Man, Tron: Uprising, and Motor City were among them. She Replaced them with Canadian Animated Bullshit. And to make things worse,those shows are Never airing again. Without Anne Sweeney, these shows would still be on the air..with new episodes.

Reason 3 -  Love For Canadian Craptoons. Canadian Cartoons Suck and they shouldn't be the dominant form of Animation on American TV.  

Reason 4 - Suppressing The Good Shows. Under Anne Sweeney, Cool Animated Shows are being suppressed. What I mean by "suppressed" is that These shows don't air often and when they do, they Only air once. The Marvel Shows are the biggest Victim. This Has To Stop. And The Only Way is to Fire Anne Sweeney AND Punish Bob Iger.    
Reason 5 - Way Overdoing It With The Baby Shows. The Disney Jr. Block is on Everyday Day for 6 Hours. And There's a 24/7 Disney Jr. Network. My Point Has Been Made.

Reason 6 - Neglecting The Classics. Ever since the Termination of Toon Disney,Anne Sweeney has decided to forget about the fun animated stuff from the 80's and 90's. Y'know the stuff that made the Disney Animated Universe Popular to begin with.

Reason 7 - Hannah Montana Mania. Hannah Montana Mania is the Very thing that Contributed to the Disney well as Miley's Messed-up behavior. Well Anne "Retard Queen" Sweeney is to Blame for those Disgusting Thing. She WAY over milked the Hannah Montana Franchise. By Doing so she not only Tarnished the Disney Brand,but she also Ruined Miley Cyrus. Anne Sweeney has absolutely No Remorse about what she did and is Proud of Hannah Montana Mania. She did it all for Money.That's right, She's Retarded and a Neo-Capitalist. In fact, Anne Sweeney has openly admitted that Quality means nothing to her as long as she can make a Quick Buck. Now is THAT the type of person You want to continue working for Disney?

Reason 8 - The State of ABC Family. Sweeney has made a Mess out of this network. She's polluterd it Radical Feministic Shows and Horrible Original Sitcoms. Not to mention that the older sitcoms they air (boy meets world aside) are Pathetic. The only way for that Network to get better is to Fire Anne Sweeney and the asshole who runs the Programming. *Sigh*I miss the Old ABC Family. F-You, Retard Queen!

Reason 9 - Turningg The Disney Brand into a Kiddie Brand. Do I REALLY have to explain this one?

Reason 10 - Her Teenie Bopper and Girly-Girl Show Fetish. Seriously those shows have No place on the Disney Networks.  

Because of all of the above, Anne Sweeney (as well as her underlings) has Tarnished The Disney Brand. Disney is no longer a Company the People Trust or Respect. Because of her Disney is getting beat to death by Nickelodeon and Craptoon Network. It's Pathetic.

Thanks to Anne Sweeney, Disney's Fellow Media Company's (toei included) have lost all respect for them. Thanks to Anne Sweeney, Disney will be forever remembered as The Brand for Little Kids. Thanks To Anne Sweeney, Disney's Ultimate Potential will Never be realized. Thanks to Anne Sweeney all of our Disney childhood memories have been Raped. Thanks a lot Retard Queen!

Join Me in the Fight to Fire Anne Sweeney!


RekkaDragonJay said...

OFF WITH HER HEAD!! Sorry. She definitely gots to go. I am with you, man.

TsWade2 said...

Well, the good news is....she's going to be gone soon. And good riddance.

Eduardo Ho said...

Michael Eisner may have ruined Disney, but Anne Sweeney ruined it further.