Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Top 10 Ways Disney Needs To Do To Improve Itself.

Happy New Year,Peoples!

As a follow-up to my previous post. This time I will list ways that Disney needs to do to improve itself. Although Iger is too out of touch to listen to us,I figured I'd give you my input anyhow.

Honorable Mentions-

An AU for the The Star Wars Extended Universe: As everyone knows by now,Iger has spat upon most things from the Star Wars Extended Universe (such as han and leia's offspring and luke's love interest). Thanks to Iger's Sequel Trilogy,most of what the Extended Universe has to offer can't happen. So here's the solution,create an Alternate Universe for the Extended Universe. If Disney does that they can use the stuff from that universe without compromising the canon of the Sequel Trilogy.

Turn the Kidcoms into Real Sitcoms: What I mean by this is that the D-Coms need to be more mature,with themes to go with them. Also these shows should also allow swearing,though nothhing too profane (this Is disney after all). People will take these shows more seriously if Disney did all of this.
#10 - Give Star Wars Duties Back to George Lucas: Star Wars Episode 7-The Force Awakens was a disaster with critics and I hear that George Lucas had his own ideas for the Sequel Trilogy. Well,I think i'd be best for everyone if Disney allows George Lucas to take the helm of the Star Wars Movies. With them in Lucas' hands,the Movies would be a lot better and the Sequel Trilogy would be saved.

#9 - Use The X-Men and Fantastic Animated Form: Fox Only owns the rights to the Live-Action Movies,Nothing else. So that means,Disney and Marvel can create Animated stuff based on those properties. Expanding the Marvel Animated Universe would help Disney a lot. These 2 franchises shoudn't be buried....Period!

#8 - Lay Off the Baby and Girly Crap: You can still have pre-school stuff,but they shoudn't be a huge focus. Limit the Disney Jr. Block to 3 hours every weekday and turn Disney Jr. The Channel into a network dedicated to Disney movies. The Girly BS on the other hand,Must Go,No Exceptions!

#7 - Canadian Segregation: If Sherwood and co. Insist on airing Canadian Crap,then it would be best for everyone if they were confined into their own little block. I talked about this before and think it's an excellent idea.

#6 - Pro Wrestling on ESPN: ESPN would do way better if it aired Professional Wrestling. Maybe Disney can buy TNA or Ring of Honor or something. If not than get airing rights to WWE programming. OR Disney can create their own Wrestling Company.

#5 - Greater Attractions For The Theme Parks: I talked about this too once before. Disney's parks need cool attractions. such as: A virtual reality shooting game,a stunt battle show that's like wrestling,a (human) disney character dating simulator,a retro game arcade,and more. These things would make the Disney parks cool. Also For 1 month a year,Disney can have a huge celebration of one of it's finest franchises,Kim Possible. Awesome huh?

4 - Enough With The Live Action Remakes: Ugh! There is absolutely No need for these remakes,they are nothing more than a waste of time and money. Plus,they all suck!

#3 - Re-Airing The Classics: Instead of using lameass shows as filler,It would be benificial to Disney to instead air the Eisner Era shows. Besides, Gargoyles and Darkwing Duck are 5,000x better than Fish Hooks and those pukish D-Coms (especially hannah montana and wizards of waverly place). In fact a block dedicated to such classics will definatly increase network viewership.

#2 - Better Program Direction: The program direction of Disney's Networks is putrid. Better direction is desperatly needed. You can't just throw shows on at random or air the sane stuff over and over. If nothing is done,the networks won't survive.

#1 - Listen To The Fans: Disney woudn't be in the shape it's in right now if it just did one simple thing...Listen To The Fans! We know better than you do Iger. Everything would be best for the company if You and your lackies just listen to us. Trust kur input and the Walt Disney Company would not only survive,but it would be cool.

And there you have it,10 (12) ways The WDC needs to do to improve itself. If they don't heed this advice,it will be R.I.P. for this company.

Stay tuned for more fun stuff. Until then,See Ya Space Cowboys and Happy New Year.


RekkaDragonJay said...

Sounds like a plan, man! As for wrestling, you should add New Japan Pro Wrestling on ESPN as well. And we need the classic shows back. Respect the classics, man!

Stefan said...

Yeah. These Ideas have tons kf merrit and need to be implemented by Disney,it's the Only way they'll survive

RekkaDragonJay said...

But, I will, however, have to respectfully disagree with the whole Star Wars thing, including about George Lucas and here's why. Although, I haven't seen the Force Awakens yet (and what I heard it has done well, box office wise), I am a bit iffy with Mr. Lucas for what he has done with the original trilogy. The original versions, though not perfect in the beginning, were classics and should be treasured. But when Lucas decided to edit the trilogy, starting with the first Special Edition, it was like Lucas was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. The first Special Edition of the original trilogy were small potatoes, compared to the DVD versions, which were nothing but a double-edged sword. Some changes were good, including improving the details on Jabba the Hutt in Episode IV and extending the Emperor scene with Ian McDiarmid in The Empire Strikes Back. But, the bad parts about this change was not only replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen as the spiritual image of Anakin Skywalker in Return of the Jedi (pedophile looking face and all that), but also changing the voice of one of the most popular characters in the series, bounty hunter Boba Fett, making him sound more like Temuera Morrison aka Jango Fett. Now, this has become Harsher in Hindsight now, especially his original voice, Jason Wingreen (the REAL voice of Boba Fett), has died recently. And really, Lucas, digital rocks in front of R2-D2 for the Blu-Ray release? That and Darth Vader says NO! in Return of the Jedi? Are you kidding me?! If I should've known Lucas was going to pull this stunt,I shouldn't bought the DVDs in the first place. As Sailor Moon puts it, this type of action is totally, TOTALLY UNFORGIVABLE! Lucas is as guilty as the company who has bought his company to. Long ago, he once said that he wants to make movies independently and doesn't want companies manipulating the system to ruin his movies, but now, he has become the head of a company. It is like Star Wars, Lucas has become the very thing he was fighting against. And it sickens me even further with Mr. Wingreen's death makes Lucas' besmirching on the classics complete. If I had it my way, I would've edit the original trilogy myself and combine the original version with the special edition, but without the edits from the Blu-Ray release (e.g. digital rocks around R2 and Vader's NO!.). For instance, in The Empire Strikes Back, I will keep the extended Emperor scene with Ian McDiarmid, but restore Boba Fett's original voice to its proper place. Another example, in Return of the Jedi, I could keep the extended celebration sequence (including the inclusion of Naboo), but restore Sebastian Shaw as the TRUE spiritual image of Anakin, not Hayden Christensen.

This is my opinion on this matter and I am sticking with it...for Jason Wingreen's sake. God rest his soul. Here's to the original voice of Boba Fett, who makes the phrase "He's no good to me dead" sound awesome. Godspeed. :(